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DoctorNFL ready 2 wheel n deal!
Posted by: doctornfl2010 on 2010-08-04
ESPN
The man who once brought all pros Javon Walker and Adrian Peterson to N.Y. seems poised to once again make big moves this SMML offseason. While the Eagles, Lions, Bucs and company prepare for their NFC postseason campaigns, in New York they are going into the war room early to help a struggling Giant team improve for next year.
DoctorNFL met with big breasted ESPN reporter Lisa Twinmelons last night at LIV in Miami, Florida. Leaning in and talking in her ear to compensate for the loud music and get a good sniff of that neck, DoctorNFL said he had sent an email to SMML league owners encouraging them to make moves and to make them fast. "Last year I couldn't give the draft the focus it deserved. I dropped the ball, and it won't happen again. This year you will see BIG changes in the big apple."
DoctorNFL then turned to the camera and confirmed what our sources had reported to us, "All u SMML owners out there, Hollah at ur boi, i'll holla back! Let's make a deal!!!"
He then chewed on Miss Twinmelons' neck and told her, "U can put that in ur pipe n smoke it." And then they did. "This is ESPN's Chris Berman saying, Salut to you Doc, and thanks for showing me a great time in the M-I-A!"
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